When wild pigs arrive...

Invaders are massing at our border and a bombastic reality TV star promises to save our bacon.

Sound familiar?

No, it’s not him. It’s Pigman.

Brian Quaca, the host of “Pigman: The Series,” on the Sportsman Channel claims he’s the answer to the nation’s feral pig problem.

“Want Pigman to come in and save your state?” the Texan bellows. “I’m here to save your state from pigs.”

Quaca pulls out all the stops in his efforts to eradicate feral swine. One notable episode has him running down a swarm of baby pigs with an airboat, then opening up on the survivors with a semiautomatic shotgun. What fun....