A new dose of reality

I’m losing my grip on reality.

A few weeks into the recent cold spell I turned to the tube for solace. I needed a fix of Street Outlaws, Alaskan Bush People, and Beachfront Bargain Hunt to take my mind off the weather.

No longer able to trust the mainstream media, I sought truth from reality television. I wanted to believe in something real, like rednecks drag racing on the street, simple-minded morons struggling to survive in the Alaska wilderness, and families buying second homes on the beach.

It gave me a break from all the fake news stories about climate change, collusion, and Stormy Danie...