The perfect bird dog?

I’m going to upgrade my printer.

Get me one of them newfangled ones that prints guns.

But I’m not much interested in printing out one of those ugly little single shot pistols that have been pictured all over the news. No, I want a fine double gun like the white hunters in Africa carry on safari or at least a WWII-era, Belgium-made Browning. I always thought those were cool, but never figured I could afford one.

Although judges have blocked efforts to post blueprints for firearms online, more than 100,000 were already down-loaded before that action was taken. There’s a good chance one of my red...