Donkey basketball in Malta on April 8

The two big questions on folk’s lips around town have been: 1. How did the Malta Chamber of Commerce get Malta High School Principal Scott King to allow donkeys on the basketball court and, 2. How did the Malta Chamber of Commerce get Malta High School Principal Scott King to agree to pick up donkey droppings at said event?

“They seem to think that watching Scott King pick up donkey poop will be great entertainment for everybody,” Principal King said, speaking in third-person. “I don’t know if I agree, but I agreed to do it anyway. I told them I will do what I have to do and I am always ready...