Yellowstone Pete's Only Daughter

Yes, this is the Milk River Valley,

And that's the old ranch that you see,

Where Yellowstone Pete lost his daughter,

The pride of the 7 U. P.

Was she pretty?-Well, stranger, your knowledge

Of these parts is shore incomplete,

When you ask such a comical question

'Bout the daughter of Yellowstone Pete.

Why, man! If the heavens were bluer,

And pansies were deeper in hue ,

They couldn't "size up" with her peepers,

Which shone like the spring poet's dew.

Her teeth were like snowdrops made whiter,

Her hair like the sealskin she wore,

Only softer and silkier and browner,

And she was true blue to the...