One bad apple spoils newspaper pick-up

Dear Editor,

Dear Faithful Paying Newspaper Pickup Customer: I apologize for the inconvenience but I will no longer be wrapping the Wednesday Phillips County Newspaper for the faithfully paid pickup customer who retrieve their paper during the lunch hour. One bad apple has ruined the bunch for everyone. No thank you to the bad apple who decided to spit their chew into our payment can. You succeeded in making that one experience rotten for the whole county.

Sincerely,

Sarah Osmundson, Ad Rep and Office Sales, Phillips County News

EDITOR'S NOTE: The Phillips County News closes during the noon-hour so our staff can enjoy their lunch. In bygone years the PCN offices stayed open during lunch, but our staff size has decreased since then.

To the person who spit in the pay-can, if you want to "man-up" and come into the shop to air your grievances, I will gladly introduce my foot to your hindquarters.