What do you mean no HD?

I wasn’t going to do it. I really wasn’t going to. But I need to vent.

I have lived about a dozen years of my life without cable or satellite television. The last four years I’ve lived here, my wife and I have only had broadcast TV. The five or six channels that we do get have been good to us but we’ve decided it is time for a change.

So we bit the bullet and have pursued the various companies for a more enhanced television experience, which will bring us the glorious channels of ESPN, NFL Network, Food Network, AMC, TNT, TBS and those “other channels” that my loving wife likes.

I found out la...