A call to arms: Hide your dogs and small children

I just heard that there was a time where Malta was crop dusted with mosquito killer. And it worked.

I’m sure there are a plethora of reasons why the town isn’t crop dusted anymore, but if that time comes again, I will literally stand outside and inhale anything that kills these little biters.

Around this time last year, I went on a rant about mosquitoes and I hope it encouraged just one per-son to be vigilant and nuke their own yard with mosquito killer.

This season as clouds of mosquitoes terrorize our county, I urge everyone to bear arms and kill as many of those West Nile infested turds as...